Welcome to a blog whos owner is only totally messed up and thoroughly perverse, but otherwise pretty much normal and family friendly.
Indeed, I went to Israel on January 9th together with my dog Toya. It's been quite nice so far. I'm staying with my mum in Beit Hanina. But because of the German minister for foreign affairs, Mr Stein-asshole--meier, who was planning on coming to Israel, she didn't have much time for me. Her job was to help organize his coming. But he cancelled! Then again, decided to come! Then cancelled again! I hope he knows how many people worked their asses off because of him.
Toya's flight went very well, they didn't even want to see his rabies certificate 
As for his view on this vacation, go here: http://waruidesu.bravejournal.com/
I've seen the Red Sea so far, which was great. There're dolphins, sharks, kingfish and other fascinating animals living in the coral reefs.
Also, my mother has RTL and MANGAS... great! I don't have TV at home... But the animes are all dubbed in French, how cruel 
I also met Yossi Rotshild, a great Akita breeder from Rishon le Zion. He has beautiful dog, I especially liked his brindle male and the white youngster.
I'm still waiting for an occasion to meet my brother and my father, but I don't see it happening
I mean, it's Tuesday and I'm leaving on Thursday.
Other than that, I'm enjoying my Falafel....
For photos, go here:
http://photobucket.com/albums/b135/kumoneko/jeru/
The default page shows day 2.
Day 2, Tel Aviv and Old Yaffo
1. So many stray cats enjoying the barbeque some Arabs are having.
2. This fruit stand has been there since I was born.
3. My parents and I lived in this house in Old Yaffo when I was a baby.
4. Stray cat.
5. The beach.
6. Nice bird.
Day 3, at the Hairdresser
1. The hairdresser Gil in West Jerusalem
2. Aftermath
3. My mum's stray cat, Adolfine.
4. Almond blossoms.
Day 4, Coughing Fit during Prayer
MWAHAHAHAHA the priest? got a coughing fit while chanting his prayers through the megaphone all over the area!!
Day 5, Shoes and Cats

1. My dog with my mum's shoe.
2. Stray cats.
Day 6, Dog Show in Tel Aviv
1. I loved this Mastino Napoletano!
2. Yossi's best male Akitas, although I'd go for the brindle.
3. A longcoat Great Japanese Dog. Normally, longcoats disqualify...
4. The logo...
5. A herder and a Boxer.
6. A persian Saluki who's still being used for hunting.
7. A Doberwoman.
Day 7, Shopping in Jerusalem
1. Kitty begging for food.
2. Market
3. What a choice in hats...
4. YUMMY! JEWISH BAKERY!!
5. Beautiful stray tom.
6. Spices, beans... rat poo...
Day 8, boring.
Day 9, Jerusalem Canyon

1. The canyon (shopping mall)
2. Some J-rocker I drew...
Day 11, the Old Town

1. Shopping streets with annoying merchands. "Come see my shop! PLEASE! PLEEAAASE! COME ON! BOOHOO COME SEE MY SHOP!"
2. The walls around the city
Day 12, Eilat - the Read Sea I
1. Donkey-thing at the Anatalope Ranch
2. Elands
3. Sunset at the Dead Sea
4. My poor baby later puked all over the car.
5. Palms
6. Baby and mum
6. Rocks at the Dead Sea.
Day 13, Eilat - the Red Sea II
1. This is a stray puppy, one of 4 pups I met in Eilat/Red Sea. Beautiful! Israel has lots of stray dogs and cats.
2. Coral reef in the Red Sea, taken from the Underwater Observatorium
3. My mum and my dog on the beach. Me in the water.
4. My dog hates water.
5. Fishy.
6. Testig my underwaterkit in a sea infested with sharks....
7. Annoying animal.